So it turns out i have named my whole website wrong!
life in the city seems to be far from simple!
Before i began my move into the city i thought to myself long and hard, i thought about things like:
- How will i find my way around a city? (A farm was hard enough)
- Am i going to get FAT now i am so close to fast food (its happening)
- Will it be hard to make friends in my local area
So now that i have been in the city zone for some time now i have decided that i will address some of these questions and see if City life really is as simple as my url says that it is!
Question 1: How Will I Find My Way Around a City
Answer: This was so much easier than i had actually imagined. There are trains and bus systems that take your everywhere and they all have maps on the side of the road so you can stop and have a look! Perfect, i had learned my first approach! TELECOMMUNICATIONS! My samsung galaxy was amazing until it died the other day in the gutter. That thing had my BACK in any situation i could bring out the galaxy and find my location and the fastest way to get there.
Cant thank you enough samsung, your the best and will be soon replaced with my new toy, samsung two.
Question 2: Am i going to get fat now i live so close to fast food!
Answer: Yes, it is already happening and i have found myself paying for a gym membership because of this, and the fact i am guilty as sin for eating every burger that has touched my teeth!
Not sure how i am copping with this new weight gain but it sure is a touchy subject so before i have a cry its best we moooooove along.
Question 3: Will it be hard to make friends in my local area
Answer: Harder than imagined. You know, you would think moving into a big city with a population in the millions that there would be at least a 100 nice people to meet and carry on commerce with but you would be sadly mistaken.
It seems in the city everyone is a zombie or a robot! Its amazing but you need to check it out for yourself.
The zombies just walk around with there head down looking at there wan-a-bee Samsung and they continue this all day until they make it back to where they initially left. It seems so sad that these people could all be sharing some information and experience with others however they are zombies and thus brain dead so we may as well focus on the robots!
The robots are a little more special, they can actually communicate with each other and one another. It seems that these robots still need a bit of work however as they all seem to go on about the same crap, over and over again.
I defiantly hand the cards to the robots though as they are more proactive than the zombies and that means they are more likely to be the kind of people i can meet up with an befriend.
so in conclusion life in the city is just as complicated as it was back in the farm lands and it seems no matter where you look its always going to be the same.
So i am of to get me Mc Donalds!